Archive for May 14th, 2007:
15 Very Interesting Facts
1. The creator of the NIKE Swoosh symbol was paid only $35 for the design.
2. Each year, 24,000 Americans are bitten by rats!
3. Over 70,000 Australians have listed down ‘Jedi’ as being their religion in a census.
4. More than half of British adults have had sex in a public place.
5. Most alcoholic beverages contain all 13 minerals necessary to sustain human life.
6. Americans collectively eat one hundred pounds of chocolate every second.
7. When a giraffe’s baby is born it falls from a height of six feet without being hurt.
8. Most dreams last only 5 to 20 minutes.
9. The average life span of a U.S. dollar bill is 18 months.
10. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
11. California has issued at least 6 drivers licenses to people named Jesus Christ.
12. The first domain name ever registered was Symbolics.com.
13. Penguins can convert salt water into fresh water.
14. U.S. President Calvin Coolidge liked to eat breakfast while having his head rubbed with Vaseline.
15. In ten minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world’s nuclear weapons combined!.
Smart Ass!
A police officer pulled a guy over for speeding.
Officer: May I see your drivers license?
Driver: I dont have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owners card for this vehicle?
Driver: Its not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: Thats right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owners card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: Theres a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. Thats where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: Theres a BODY in the TRUNK???
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Whos car is this?
Driver: Its mine, officer. Heres the owner card.
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if theres a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but theres no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said theres a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I dont understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didnt have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, Ill bet the lying son of a bitch told you I was speeding, too
